Why, Latte?!?

Do your humans ever ask you what you're doing or why you're doing it?! As if it's any of their bee's wax! Do we ask them why they pee in a fountain or why they wash themselves with something other than their tongues?! No. Because that would be rude. We know how to mind our own business (well, except for when they are relieving themselves in the fountain)!

My Mom has been especially nosy recently. She doesn't seem to understand that sometimes, I just do stuff because I can and I want to. For a bossy kitten, shouldn't that be sufficient?! Sometimes, I feel like I'm being interrogated by the po-po!

And I'm not amused that my Mom started calling me "Saucy Mitten!" She thinks it's really clever because it rhymes with "Bossy Kitten." Can you say annoying?

~Latte aka "Bossy Kitten"

L: Latte [tortie/tabby lady cat aka "Kitten" or "Saucy Mitten"]
MK: Momma Kat [Latte and Ellie's human Momma, named Kat]

The tax forms ...

Dear Tax Man or Lady,

My bossy kitten (but not really a kitten) emphatically does not approve of your @*#@ing tax form. This is the third one she's eaten. You are more than welcome to discuss this matter with her directly. I hope you understand.

~Momma Kat
#taxes #cat #lifewithcats #notmyfault #catnip

MK: Why, Latte? WHY?!? This is the THIRD tax form you've destroyed!

L: Our litter box filler is getting a little low.
L: Well, you said paying taxes is sh ...
L: And the money you use to pay taxes could buy more catnip.

MK: If I don't pay taxes, I could go to prison!
L: Would I still get catnip?

The brownie ...

Can you guess who sat on (and flattened) my brownie?! Her nickname rhymes with "Saucy Mitten."
#cat #bossy #catbed #not

MK: My brownie!
L: Erm ... what? My name is Latte ... not Brownie!

MK: You sat on my brownie!
L: NOOOO. I sat on the microwave.

MK: LOOK! My brownie was on top of the microwave!
L: {looking at the brownie} Oops?

MK: You sat on my brownie!
L: Repeating the same thing over and over won't change that you have a pancake brownie. Besides, whose fault is it that the brownie was there ... in the perfect catnapping spot?
MK: You have like 30 beds! You don't need to sleep on top of my brownie ... ON the microwave!
L: I don't need to ... but I WANT to. You seem to be confused about Bossy Kitten's MO.
MK: My brownie!
L: I added a little something extra extra. You're welcome. How many people can say they ate a brownie flattened by Bossy Kitten?
MK: A little something extra extra?!? You mean your BUTT PRINT!?!?
L: I'm sure it will taste the same.

MK: But ...
L: Again ... store your baked goods in spots I don't want to sleep!
L: What's my nickname?
MK: Bossy kitten.
L: That is all.
MK: I think it's time for you to go on a diet.
L: Said the person who's complaining about her brownie ...
MK: But ...
L: I SAID ... that is all. Bossy Kitten has spoken.

The cookies ...

Saucy Mitten strikes again! This time, it's a bag of cookies with multiple fangographs. Given that some of the cookies are broken ... I'm guessing she also sat on them (since when does dessert serve as a cat bed?).
#cat #tooth #nonsense

MK: Saucy Mitten, what did the cookie bag do to you?

L: I think the important question is, "What didn't it do to me?"
MK: Ummm ... what?
L: I knew you wouldn't understand.

MK: Because it makes no sense that you put fang marks in my cookie bag?!
L: NOOO. Because higher life forms can't justify their actions to lower life forms because lower life forms don't have the mental capacity to understand.
MK: ???????????

Whatever THIS is ...

Bossy kitten is doing whatever this is when I interrupted her ... is there an OnlyFans for cats?!? I didn't even bother to ask what the fluff she's doing ...
#cat #umm #xrated #moneymaker

After a long day of intense getting all up in my business ...

#mymomma #forgiven #NOTdaddy #donthavetoaskwhy

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  1. Thank goodness that wasn't a dunkable doughnut! There is probably a market opening for 'diet' aka flat brownies, maybe with assorted toppings jam and chocolate, or our persoanl favourite: and peanut butter with mustard with salad leafs. I shall leave that for you to decide.

    1. My Mom doesn't let me get anywhere close to her doughnuts! Or maybe she hides them from Daddy ... ~Latte

  2. Hey, flat brownies! Don't knock 'em if you haven't tried them!

  3. Latte OMCs you think just like Angel Madi did.
    Sometimes when I would ask her what she is doing I'd get THE LOOK. That spoke volumes.
    It said I got my business under control...Mom you need to take care of your business
    Hugs Cecilia

  4. Sweet kitty photos and fun captions ~ hugs,

    Wishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

  5. da tabbies o trout towneApril 9, 2024 at 3:17 PM

    latte, if de momma wood knot concern with her tax formz, her
    could purr sue browneez that due knot flat ther selvez az well
    az vampire proof cookee bagz ….😺‼️💙🐟💚

  6. Too funny about eating the tax forms. I don't think the IRS will accept the excuse the cat ate it. :)

  7. Replies
    1. Ellie tries to tell me that I'm not a full-blooded tortie because of my prison stripes. Phht. ~Latte

  8. One thing for sure, Elsa definititly approves of the flattened brownie and the fang marks. I distinctly heard her say, "way to go, Bossy Kitten." 🤣

  9. Ahahaha! Latte, you're a clever rascal! My Boss cat, who recently succeeded in knocking my water glass and tea all over the floor, has just jumped into my lap to read with me and study your reasoning. (Cute pictures of you!)

    1. All us bossy cats need to pool our knowledge! We could take over the world! ~Latte

  10. Maybe you could market those flat brownies as "brownie roll ups?" You're not just bossy and saucy, Latte. You're a creator!

  11. Cuddling with your momma at the end of the day will make her forgive you anything!

    1. Ummm ... why should she forgive ME?! Isn't it ME forgiving HER?! ~Latte

  12. It's pretty clear that Bossy Kitten does what she wants, when she wants, where she wants.

    1. See?! YOU get it! Maybe if Ellie were more of a cat, she'd help me train my humans! But no, I have to do everything myself! ~Latte


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