Bear's framed

BC: Bear Cat
MK: Momma Kat

Daily conversation - Bear's framed:
MK: La de da ... do de da ... d ...
BC: {snickering} Do it again, Momma! Do it again! That was HILARIOUS!
MK: I'm so glad I provide you with entertainment. 
BC: ENDLESS entertainment.
MK: Great.
BC: {snickering} Hey, Momma! The dishwasher's running! You better go catch it!

MK: That's enough from the peanut gallery.
BC: Hey, Momma! Glasses are for drinking from ... not throwing.
MK: {sigh}. Are you done?
BC: Hey, Momma! {snickering} Why's there water all over the floor?
MK: Hey, Bear! SQUAWK!
BC: Well, I ...
MK: Hey, Bear! Window sills are for sitting ... not falling off of ...
MK: A certain bird ... a certain windowsill ... landing outside ... squawking ... you falling out of the window ... ring a bell?
BC: We don't have any bells!
MK: Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
BC: But we don't live in a glass house! And I've never thrown stones! 

MK: Knock knock.
BC: What?
MK: Knock knock.
BC: Who's there?
MK: The pot calling the kettle black.
BC: Why are you talking in riddles?
MK: Why were you laughing at me jumping ten feet when the dishwasher started running ... sending my glass of water flying through the air?

BC: Because it was FUNNY. 
MK: And yet I didn't laugh when you fell out of the window when the bird's squawk scared you.
BC: Well, that wasn't funny! That bird was just evil!
BC: Knock knock.
MK: Who's there?
BC: Mean.
MK: Mean who?
BC: That sounded better in my head.
MK: Why am I NOT surprised?
BC: Hey! Stop taking pictures of me! I'M not the one that jumped into next week!
BC: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hey, Momma! You've got litter on your chin!
MK: And how did that happen?
BC: Because you were laying on the floor with your chin resting on the floor to take pictures of me.
MK: How did the litter get outside of your litter box?
BC: I was framed!
MK: By whom?
BC: How should I know?!?!?! Everyone has it out for me!
MK: Oh?
BC: Yeah! I'm always getting in trouble! Like with the toaster! I was framed!
MK: Bear, YOUR paw was stuck in the toaster. How can you claim it wasn't you?
BC: I never said it wasn't me ... I just got framed.

MK: How?
BC: How should I know?!?!?!
MK: Being framed means someone did something and made it look like you did it. But it was YOUR paw that was stuck in the toaster.

BC: But HOW did my paw get there?
MK: Probably the same way your back paw got stuck in the jar of peanut butter.
MK: You forget you made sure I WATCHED as you stuck your paw in the toaster. Because you wanted me to come running, right?
MK: Knock knock.
BC: You've reached Bear Cat ... I don't like this line of questioning ... BEEP!
MK: Treats!

Pictures of the Day:
That moment that you can barely keep your eyes open ... but you fight nonetheless ...

*** To read more about Bear's antics (the toaster and jar of peanut butter): Things I Never, Ever Thought I'd Say to a Cat.
*** If you missed the post about Bear's proclivity to say things that sound better in his head: Better in my head.
*** To read about Bear's usual behavior involving the dishwasher: "Bear, the Helper" from Bear, While Momma Sleeps.
*** Momma's had plenty of embarrassing moments since we started our blog. To read more episodes ...
*** Curious about Gary and Larry, Bear's "aliens?"


  1. Oh Bear you look so handsum. With all dat water in da floor you could go slip slidin' thru da kitchen. Dat would be lots of fun. You know what would be even funnier? Watchin' your mommy slip slidin' behind ya' tryin' to ketch ya'. And let me tell ya', da mommies...they never learn. Da next day you could play da same game again and mommy would do da same thing. Our mommy even goes so far as to flail her arms round in da air hollerin' danger, danger. MOL Oh it's a barrel of laughs. Have fun, and hope ya'll have a pawsum day.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

  2. Dang, don't ya just hate it when things like that happen!!!!

  3. Bear, you should have taken a photo of the litter on her chin. Would serve her right for all the photos she insists on taking of you when you aren't ready for them.

  4. Bear, you totally could have gotten even by getting a picture of the litter on Momma's chin. Or at least saved it as really good blackmail material!

    1. RATS! I'll be ready next time . Blackmail in tasty whole chickens? :) ~Bear Cat

  5. OK, so the paw in the peanut butter jar sounds kind of fun. We eat a lot of peanut butter around here. But not sure about the paw in the toaster thing. Was there peanut butter in the toaster.

    1. It was my hind leg that got stuck in the peanut butter. It sunk down and I was clunking around and freaked out until my Momma rescued me from its evil jaws! I just like the toaster because it makes my Momma jump up and run to stop me ;) ~Bear Cat

  6. Uh-oh, did your Momma drop her water glass? Humans are pretty funny, aren't they? Great photos of your handsomeness.

  7. Oh Bear...we think your momma got you just a little bit. But you know what they say about paybacks, right?

  8. Bear's expression in these photos is just cracking me up!!!!! Seriously hilarious!! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

    1. His expressions are something else. He's got that "What?!?!" and that "You're a moron" expressions down pat.

  9. Bear, who is this "everyone" that has it out for you?


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