Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Texting with cats

Last week, Momma strongly considered getting her first smartphone and adding herself to The Boy's wireless plan. The Boy's plan offers the third line free so we joked about which cat would get the smartphone and what they might text. You'll understand why Momma decided NOT to get phones for the cats after reading this post!


PART ONE: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]



PART TWO {A}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]


PART TWO {B}: ELLIE TEXTING WITH BEAR [PEAR BEAR]
[concurrent with the above exchange]




PART THREE {A}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]




PART THREE {B}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH THE BOY
[concurrent with the above exchange]




PART FOUR {A}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]


PART FOUR {B}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]
[concurrent with the above exchange]

PART FOUR {C}: ELLIE TEXTING WITH BEAR [PEAR BEAR]
[concurrent with the above exchanges]


PART FOUR {D}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]
[concurrent with the above exchanges]




PART FIVE: BEAR TEXTING WITH MOMMA [PAIN IN MY @$$]


PART SIX: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]


PART SEVEN: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]




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39 comments:

  1. Oh my, I don't ever get to text and don't have my own phone either...now I know why!

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  2. OMC this is hysterical!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  3. dont cha just hate it when auto correct makez ya change ass ta @$$.....we due....N dood...we hope ta cod
    that waz knot a were wolves out ther breathin down yur neck.....they bee out at this time oh de yeer ya noe... { total lee awesum post two day guyz.....we cracked UP !! ;) ♥♥

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    1. Bear said "awesome post? Well duh, it stars ME after all."

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    2. We're so glad to hear it! Thank you, TTT!

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  4. These are fantastic!!! Very interested in tortie-palooza magazine myself. And I can see Mudpie and I having the same chat about a lap emergency.

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    1. Thank you! A lap emergency with Mudpie sounds like heaven!

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  5. AMARULA: Bear tell me more about the tortie-palooza magazine! Maybe I could be a cover girl!

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  6. After all these crazy texts, we think your Momma needs to rethink this smart phone thing. :)

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  7. MOL! It seems a smart phone could be dangerous in the paws of either Bear or Ellie Mae. ;)

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  8. Those two would be a train wreck with phones! And the Tortie Palooza mag...I wonder if Bear has any of the old editions featuring Admiral. She kept the whole household in kibble with her featured pages in the center! She was a bit of a hussy sometimes.

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    1. We might be able to scrounge up some old issues ;) We all have a weakness for torties!

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  9. ROTFL ! That's hysterical ! Claire says she knows now why we shouldn't have a smart phone ! Purrs

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  10. What a time! Definitely no phones for these guys. The hassles aren't worth it. What a great post, so very creative.

    Jean

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    1. Thank you! I agree - the hassle just isn't worth it to me yet.

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  11. We totally think BOTH cats should get a phone....the fun would never end! :)

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  12. Bwahahaha! Oh the convos you guys would have on the cat phones.

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  13. MOL!! The Tribe of Five is sending our purrsonal assistant to the ATT store posthaste. Oliver and I have requested iPads because the keyboard on that little phone screen is too hard for us to use and, the fish game is much more fun on something bigger. We have picked out our screen names, what do you think?
    Alberto -Lean Mean Feline Machine
    Oliver - Portly Pussycat
    Lily - Zoomie Girl
    Jasmine - Darling Diva
    Tucker- Head Feline in Charge

    Purrs & Head Bonks,
    Alberto

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  14. 1. Your mom should totally get a smartphone. They are fun and extremely useful.

    2. Your mom should definitely NOT get phones for either feline.

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  15. Well if you ever do decide to get them phones, I really hope the texting plan is unlimited. Or else you will have quite the phone bill!

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  16. And I thought my sister was bad when she texts when drunk :)

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  17. Histerical, the last one was the best, though it was a close CALL! I bet the billing people must think there is something weird with so many texts between the same four people in the same house.
    Purrs
    ERin

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    1. Good thing they don't know that most of these are between people/cats in the SAME ROOM!

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  18. Well now, that sure was confusin'. We're not sure we'd want a smarty pants fone. Those things beep and ring all the time. They never know when to shut up. Kittens, mommy's smarty pants fone went off at 530 the other meownin'. But, we're sure glad awnty Kat got oe. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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    1. I'll get one eventually. It's really hard being a blogger without one!

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  19. Just the word "pizza" makes my tummy dance in my belly. It's furrustrating when our humans don't share pizza, especially when they know it's something that we like very much. Bear, next time you could text your pizza order in yourself and have it delivered directly to your pantry, by-passing your humans. Then you'll have it all to yourself. Winks.

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    1. Does that delivery work for tasty whole chickens? ~Bear Cat

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