Friday, October 5, 2018

Adventures, misadventures and other stories, Part 1 #ChewyInfluencer

Momma's still feeling miserable due to her sunburn and not feeling up to much. We owe Chewy a review for September however, so we'll at least share that. If you missed our other review for Chewy this month (and the sequel to this post), you may find it here: Adventures, misadventures and other stories, Part 2 #ChewyInfluencer.

MK: Momma Kat
BC: Bear Cat
EM: Ellie Mae

MK: It's time for our Chewy review.
{Silence}
MK: Kittens?!
{Silence}
MK: I know you both are here!
{Silence}
MK: We have work to do!
{Silence}
MK: @#$%. I should've known.
{Pause}
MK: Don't make me come find you!!! Kittens? Hello? Have you lost your mittens?
EM: Not that joke again.
MK: Finally! Come on, Ellie! Get up! We have stuff to do.
EM: Do I look like I do "stuff?" Stuff is why I pay my staff.

MK: You PAY your staff? How exactly do you pay your staff?
EM: They're allowed to be in my company.
MK: The longer you're here ... the more like Bear you become!
BC: {from the other room} HEY! I'm INSULTED!
EM: HEY! I'm even MORE insulted!
BC: {from the other room} SHUT UP, Stupid!
EM: YOU shut up, Dumbo!
BC: {from the other room} Make me!
EM: YOU make ME!
BC: I will ... as soon as I finish my nap.
EM: You better sleep with one eye open.
BC: You're so big, I can see you with both eyes closed.
MK: {walking toward Bear} Come on, Bear! We have stuff to do.
BC: But I'm comfy! Can I sleep for another few minutes?

MK: That's what you said an hour ago!

BC: Unless this is about food or tasty whole chickens or a bazooka, I don't care!

MK: FOOD!
BC: Why didn't you say that before?
EM: Did you say ... FOOD?!?

MK: Right. I forgot the magic word. Nothing like the word "FOOD" to summon the masses.
BC: The masses?! Are you calling us fat?
MK: Err ...
BC: I KNEW IT!
MK: Come on! We got September's Chewy box today.
BC: OBVIOUSLY! Nothing gets in here without me noticing. You better not have ordered litter this month! Or anything with that "v" word!
EM: What'd we get?! What'd we get? Tuna? Chicken?
BC: Shut up. Momma hasn't even opened the box yet!
EM: Bear ...
BC: Get with it, Momma!

EM: {thinking to herself} He has no idea I'm behind the corner ... I'm going to show him!
{Pause}
EM: COWABUNGA!
BC: What the @#$%!?

EM: I got you, Bear!
BC: You got the cow and bung hole parts right ... at least in relation to you!
EM: HA!
BC: Why can't you keep your whacky-paws to yourself? LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
EM: Make me!
BC: Momma! Tell Smellie to leave me alone! She pounced on me!
EM: I have no idea what you're talking about.

BC: I dare you to try that again!
EM: {thinking to herself} 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1...

MK: BOTH OF YOU! KNOCK it OFF! Or NEITHER of you will get to try this new food!
BC: We owe Chewy a review ... does that mean YOU'LL try it? Or maybe you'll feed it to The Boy without him knowing? Nah. He'll never believe your cooking can taste that good.
EM: But I want the new food!
BC: She's not going to ACTUALLY try it herself or give it to The Boy!
EM: How do YOU know?
BC: It's CAT food.
EM: But ... but ... food is so yummy. If they ate our food ... what would we eat?
BC: Oh, for the love ...

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Disclosure: We received Fancy Feast Appetizers White Meat Chicken in a Tuna Broth Cat Treats [1.1-oz tray, case of 10] - for free in exchange for an honest review. Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat only shares information we believe would be of interest to our readers. The content is ours - neither Fancy Feast nor Chewy are responsible for the contents of this post. #ChewyInfluencer

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MK: This month we have tuna and chicken.
BC: A tasty whole chicken?
MK: {sigh} No. 
EM: TUNAS?!?
MK: We got Fancy Feast Appetizers White Meat Chicken in a Tuna Broth and Wellness CORE Simply Shreds Grain-Free Tuna & Shrimp Wet Cat Food Topper. 
EM: Can we try this one, Momma?! PLEASE?!

BC: Mommm-mmma! I wanna try this one! Stupid Smellie always gets to pick!
EM: I NEVER get to pick!

BC: So you admit to being stupid and smelly?
EM: You chose the one I didn't just to mess with me!
BC: Usually, you'd choose the tuna!
EM: So you're a copy cat!
BC: I'm screwed! I can't win!
EM: You could shut up! That's a win/win for all of us!
MK: Okay ... I'm going to pick the food for tonight randomly with my eyes closed!
{Pause}
MK: Fancy Feast Appetizers White Meat Chicken in a Tuna Broth it is!
EM: NUTS.
MK: I thought you wanted the chicken!
EM: Well, that was before it was what we're getting!
MK: More and more like Bear ...
BC: HEY! I am not nearly that ugly and not nearly that stupid!
EM: And I'm not nearly as much of a jackass!
BC: Let me show you what a jackass I can be!
MK: HEY! Put those claws and fangs away! Or I'm eating this myself!
BC: Really? Is that supposed to make me be good? Because I'm DEFINITELY tempted to watch you eat our food.
EM: That would be horrible! That's not even funny to joke about!
MK: Anyway. Fancy Feast Appetizers White Meat Chicken in a Tuna Broth is a complement to a complete and balanced diet - not complete and balanced on its own. It's made with high quality protein, is grain free AND the tuna broth supports proper hydration.

BC: But how does it taste?
MK: Give me just a second ... each pack is about half a three ounce can of what we feed - so you'll each get one pack. Ohh! This looks really good! And I know you love Fancy Feast!

BC: Did you say Fancy Feast?! Count me in!
MK: Here.
{Both cats sniff at their food}
BC: {thinking to himself} I don't want to give her the satisfaction ... but this is just too good to not eat.

{Pause as Bear chows down}
BC: {thinking to himself} I love chicken. I love Chewy. I love my Momma.
{Pause}
BC: {thinking to himself} Though not in that order ...

EM: {thinking to herself} MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Chicken. YUM.
{Pause}
EM: {thinking to herself} YUM. This is really good ... don't tell tunas ... but this is worth cheating on tunas for.

{The cats finish their wet food treat}
MK: So are you two happy?
EM: OOOOOOOOOH. Too. Full. To. Move ...

BC: WHAT?!?! Why's this bag near the door?! You thought you'd distract me with tasty food ... but I see your bag here.


{Pause} 
BC: Where are you going?
MK: Ummmm ... The Boy and I are going on vacation to the Gulf Coast of Florida.
EM: Do they have tuna there?
BC: What? How can you have a vacation without us?
{Pause as Bear thinks and looks at Ellie}
BC: Never mind.
MK: As I've said before, Chewy is easy to love: they have a wide selection of QUALITY pet products, freshness is guaranteed, and they offer fast shipping and easy returns on all orders. With orders over $49, one to two day shipping is FREE! After hearing so many bloggers talk about Chewy's fast shipping, I was eager to see the difference for myself ... and sure enough! FAST! Much faster than any other seller I've encountered. Though my favorite part is 24/7 customer service. How many times have I been up late at night shopping for cat supplies, had a question, but couldn't ask it because chat wasn't available?

Interested in trying Fancy Feast Appetizers White Meat Chicken in a Tuna Broth Cat Treats [1.1-oz tray, case of 10]? Go visit Chewy and order a pack for your favorite feline!

Wonder what we've thought about the other products we've reviewed as part of the Influencer program? To find our past reviews you may follow this tag: #ChewyInfluencer.

32 comments:

  1. That does look pretty yummy! I may have to try that when I get healed up.

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    1. I've been there before, Brian ... I feel your pain, buddy! ~Bear Cat

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  2. Ellie Mae, Rosie would like to say that she agrees with you about staff doing stuff. And right now, she would like her staff to get her some of that Fancy Feast RIGHT NOW!

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    1. We hope she's a bit more amenable to her new brother ...

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  3. Wha OH! Leaving on a vacation?!? Ellie Mae and Bear, it's time to interview new staff! *giggle*

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  4. Looks like it was a hit! I've bought this before and Olive loved it!

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  5. Momma must really not be feeling well if she forgot the magic word to get you two motivated! And you two....it is FOOD. Did it really matter which one you got to try first? :)

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  6. That stuff is super yummy! Queen Penelope used to get it before she went otb. And once in a while, as a super special treat (like Thanksgiving, which here in Canada is Monday) Mom gives us some. We would eat it ALL the time if we could.
    I'm glad you guys like it!
    Purrs
    Marv

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  7. I bet you both are glad you decided to come out and do your review. Those shreds look very tasty, and Ellie Mae, you even get tuna broth to go with the chicken. That's a win for both of you.

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    1. TUNA?! Did you say ... TUNA?!? Momma totally missed that part! You're right! ~Ellie Mae

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  8. What a great review...unfortunately I learned about Chewy after Madi's tummy troubles. I was fearful to try new things on her since what she ate worked. I'd surely give them a try down the road.
    YIKES sunburn is the worst
    Hugs Cecilia

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    1. I know that feeling. To be honest, I wouldn't try these things if I didn't get them free from Chewy. Bear is just too picky and most of the multipacks come in just one flavor.

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  9. Glad ya'll enjoyed the chicken. It's a little stringy fur us, and we don't like fish. But...We really would'a liked to see awnty Kat feed it to the boy. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  10. Sheesh...editors. Always making life interesting, don't they? Enjoy the vacay. 🌴

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  11. Wow, that stuff is obviously delicious, Bear and Ellie Mae! And um, what? Momma Kat and the Boy are allowed to go on vacation???

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    1. HMPH. They aren't ... but they went anyway. Don't worry ... revenge is afoot. Err ... apaw. ~Bear Cat

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  12. AMARULA: Can't believe your humans expect me to live without my Bear while they go on vacation!! Unforgivable! (Though the human said to mention that she hopes they have a nice vacay!)

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    1. They did. WITHOUT US. At least Momma didn't visit a tasty whole chicken farm without me AGAIN. Next time both our people leave ... we should hang out and be crazy together. Oh, and have some fun with Frodo and Smellie. Never mind. We don't have to wait. We just should. ~Bear Cat

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  13. You know, you all have convinced me and mommy to gove it a try. Well, *I* will give it a try...not her. Heeeee.

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  14. This is Katie Isabella. I forgot to change accounts. xxxx

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  15. I don't know a kitty that doesn't like Fancy Feast noms. Oh I hope your Momma is at a safe distance from that tropical hurricane that I heard the TV talk about. Hugs for her. Maybe she'll bring you home fresh fishes from the Flo-ri-da coast. Winks.

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    1. And just today we posted a review where FF was definitely NOT a hit. The longer Ellie's here, the more like Bear she becomes!

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